I’m starting a new feature on here – headline of the week. A bit like the pun of the day that Jonny and Denise used to do on The Big Breakfast in the 90s, except nowhere near as comical.

This week’s stunner, which faced stiff competition given two Mexican midget wrestlers were allegedly bumped off by ‘fake’ prostitutes, was last night’s fairly obvious but nonetheless classic effort by thelondonpaper.

On the difficulties facing tennis fans having to wait in line for two days to try to get tickets to Andy Murray’s Wimbledon semi-final:

Queue cannot be serious.

Inspired. Shame it wasn’t also run in the online version.