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July 26th, 2010 by Steve

Can you have a ‘good’ wedding for less than £20k?

For those of you that read Steve’s blog regularly, you’ll notice that I haven’t posted anything for a week since he handed over. You are aghast. I can hear you down the Interweb. I haven’t been a good girl, true, but I do have an excuse. I’m getting married in four weeks time and last week I was in a wedding preparation frenzy – suppliers to pay, last minute alterations to be made, gifts to be bought. It’s enough to make you want to sod off to Vegas and get it over with quickly at Elvis’ chapel of love – far cheaper, I’d imagine and more fun.

One of the most irritating things over the past week has been an inbox inundated with emails from wedding magazines I subscribed to over a year ago. They all remind me that I have four weeks to go and have I a) bought presents for the ushers and b) booked an appointment for a much needed eyebrow pluck. The answer to both is ‘no’.

I bought six wedding magazines when we first started planning, but soon realised they’re all the same. I could replace the titles of the magazines and you’d be non-the-wiser. There are features about how to lose weight, how to cope with your mother/father and other annoying distant relatives, where to go on honeymoon, how to plan a seating chart and make your own favours (I couldn’t think of anything more mind numbing). There are pages and pages devoted to wedding dresses that cost the earth and venues that would blow your annual salary. If I were to follow the recommendation and advice we could easily find ourselves spending in excess of £20k.

At the end of the day, wedding magazines are in this for the business and so, yes, they will inevitably scream ‘spend your money on this, you’ll have the most fabulous wedding and everyone will remember it for the rest of their lives.’ But, surely, there’s room for a bit more originality. I’d love to see a feature on how to help my dad structure his speech and lessen his nerves, or a piece about what makes a good marriage and how to keep love alive. Instead, I’ve had consistent excess and the same advice pushed at me, in difference

Interestingly, the wedding blogs I’ve seen are so much better. They feature advice from real people who want their wedding to be special and different, but which says ‘this is us’. I can absolutely http://www.rockmywedding.co.uk/”>http://www.rockmywedding.co.uk and http://www.stylemepretty.com for inspiration and ideas, but there are a million more out there. In fact, there’s a great list here http://bridetide.blogspot.com/2010/01/top-100-wedding-blogs-and-twitters-to.html

Just had message come through from one of those magazines again, apparently I need to get my teeth whitened this week…

July 16th, 2010 by Steve

Off to the beach/Grewal exposed

I’m off to the beach for two weeks. Sandcastles, ice-creams all over the bleedin’ car, many hundred miles of the Ben 10 Alien Force series one box-set.

Timesheets done. Work handed over.

So guest-blogging for the next fortnight will be Gerry Grewal, a Speed director who should need no introduction, but here’s one anyway. Ten things about Gerry, to tee things up:

1. The nearest phonetic pronunciation is ‘Grey Wall’. Very eastern bloc
2. She is partial to glowsticks
3. She is about to marry a former colleague
4. Hails from Hounslow, may have once been in a posse there
5. Most likely to say.. “Ugh”
6. Claims to follow Fulham FC. Attends home games, memory and knowledge generally hazy though
7. Likes (what amounts to) easy listening music, inc Fleetwood Mac
8. Chat up line that saw her engaged: “You’re a cheeky b*stard”
9. Is feared by customer services at Harveys furniture stores
10. In her 30s

July 14th, 2010 by Steve

It’s the little things

There is a nervous look on the faces of many at Speed at the moment. It’s not the economy, it’s not the latest sky-high client challenge, it’s not a pitch with an exceptionally obscure brief. It’s because the kids are coming to work on 10 August.

More than three months after the semi-official Brings Your Kids to Work Day, we’re doing our own. In a low-key way, possibly with crayons, definitely with cleaning products at the ready.

It seems this is a pretty rare occurance in the UK, although US companies take to it once a year with some gusto. For Speed it’s a potentially reckless experiment and may never be repeated, but we’re game.

So for one day our ranks will be swelled by a cast of extras ranging in age from junior toddler to teenager. The experience will be documented here, by the kids as well as the adults.

July 13th, 2010 by Steve

There are just eight types of Twitter profile picture

Journalists spend a long time choosing or pursuing the very best pictures they can to communicate a story. The pose that an individual is captured in can make a big difference to their reputation and to how readers perceive them.

Given the prominence of Twitter, you’d think that people would think a bit harder about their profile pictures. If you tweet a lot, chances are your mug (or whatever reprehensible object you have chosen to illustrate your persona) will be beaming out onto screens around the world many times each day.

A check on those I’m following and others whose content I have tripped across in the past few weeks leads me to believe that there are actually just eight different kinds of pictures being used, not all of them to wholly positive effect:

1. The beaming grinner. Nothing wrong with this at all. Everyone loves a cheery smile. The only drawback is when conveying extremely serious or tragic information – a bit like a newscaster faux pas when smiling through a report on a motorway pile-up

2. The face of wisdom. It it a bird, is it a plane, is it someone looking like they’re old a really bad album cover? Try too hard to look wise and you may just end up looking like a tosser

3. The body part profiler. I’ve seen elbows, lips, knees. Not big, not clever really

4. The sexy pout. Not always appropriate. Looks a bit like HM The Queen might if she took to advertising bras. Can lead to audience discomfort

5. The inanimate object. ‘I’m too clever and thought-provoking to use a picture of me, so here’s a carrot’. Knobs

6. The shadowy type. Face partially obscured in arty photo attempt. Done crudely in Microsoft Paint. Mine is in this category; it’s time to change it

7. Smug bastard. Fat face too close to the lens, trying desperately to look like a social media overlord. The smug mug that looms forth from one of Twitter’s most prolific contributors, who uses the word trending far too often and is probably very poorly endowed, is slap bang at the epicentre of this category. Naming no names. But you know who I mean

8. The passport shot. Safe but oh-so-very-dull. Smile, it may never happen

Then there are people who change their profile picture so often that they probably fall into all of these categories. Or a separate one altogether, called Skittishly Indecisively Try-Hard.

July 8th, 2010 by Steve

The mystic reputation-boosting power of bad 90s rap

Amidst the mountains of jizz I receive every day about how wonderful social media is and how groundbreaking campaigns are making the earth move for marketeers, one novel and fascinating trend is the use of 1990s-style rap to communicate important points.

Now I’m all for livening things up and innovating in the delivery of messages, but for me this type of pap-rap should have been buried along with three-sizes-too-big jeans, an insistence on wearing Raybans in half-lit rooms and the worship of Adidas shelltoes in mauve.

First it was the Cisco intern rap. It looks like the chap took it upon himself to do this, but of course looks may deceive.

Now Amazon is getting on it, even using the maligned music medium to communicate the salient points of acquisition news.

Should the PR industry be looking to adopt a similar approach to communicating its challenges as it goes through modernisation pains? If so, some covers that might be worth of exploration:

Snoop Dogg – What’s My Brand Name?
Notorious B.I.G. Featuring Puff Daddy – Less Money, Mo Problems
Will Smith – Gettin’ Digi With It
Puff Daddy Featuring Mase – Can’t Nobody Hold Me Social Media Buzz Down
MC Hammer – You Can’t Measure This

July 2nd, 2010 by Steve

Social media bingers ‘under the influence’ – shock

Social f&cking media eh?

If you’re a PR, it’s everywhere. All the time. Dozens of tatty bits of spam each day. Hundreds of tweets from inane PR types about the fact that they’re buying a coffee, how ‘busy’ they are, some apparently fascinating new fact (normally days after the event) or their latest Lambrini escapade. Loads of sage-like wisdom from the social media powerlords about the future, the larger social implications and the sheer exuberance that stemmed from what several dozen people had to say about a topic that’s actually very on the grey side.

If a lot of the Twitter conversations I’ve seen recently are comparable to conversations in a pub, it’s time to sup up and sod off home.

But enough of this pessimism and wholly unfair fingerpointing. The point of this post is an appeal for all PRs to get real and move on on the subject of social media influence. Of course social media has growing influence. It’s sort of obvious that if people suddenly have the ability to talk to individuals, politicians and brands all over the world, that two-way communication is becoming inevitable and that the transparency has hitherto unforeseen power, it will have influence. Yes social media has influence. Yes it is measurable in some way, because it is digitised so has an audit trail.

Yet those PRs who bleat on about how fascinating it is that influence can be measured, that ratings and supposed positivity around a brand or a person can be extracted in graph form, are spending too much time wallowing in the same wafting smells and not enough considering the bigger picture. Which is that media is changing, outcomes can be better measured but we are not there yet in making PR a fully measurable cost centre. Not by a long way.

Equally, the social media experts (they call themselves that, so clearly it must be so, given the scope of their social media influence of course) who run down other forms of media are short-sighted. Media is changing. The rules are changing. Influence is changing. We don’t know what it will look like in future, but saying something like the internet is now all-powerful and telly is less so is missing the point by a country mile.

The way I see it is this: some clever people are putting time and thought into making PR more measurable and making sense of media/technological change, and they will get their rewards I hope. Meanwhile, a lot of (by comparison) very workshy or blindly-led people are banging on about things like social media influence as if it’s the be-all and end-all of modern, better justifiable PR. My guess is they’re doing it because they’re late to the party and reckon it’ll get them sales/prevent them from looking like dinosaurs. And all they’re doing is confusing matters and making the industry look a bit fickle.

I’ve deliberately left lots of links out of this post. I could attribute much of this venting to individuals and their published content, but that’d be a cheap shot, even for me.

So instead, consider some of the emails and tweets I’ve seen in recent days from agencies and individuals offering ‘social media services’, advice and trumpeting interesting social media things:
- Five ways to get started with a social media strategy
- The power of Twitter influence
- Social media engagement and why communities work
- Building social media into your engagement framework
- Social media is good for you (because it’s so social)

FFS.

It’s the equivalent of old school PRs 20 years ago braying about why newspapers are widely read by people, why being on the front page means your story is prominent or why television can be influential given it can attract a captive audience of couch potatoes.

Social media is one of the most important developments in media ever, because it is direct to readers, is two-way and leaves an audit trail. Fact. Get over it. Get on with it. And while you’re at it, figure out how editorial influence and search marketing join up too please.

And for the love of Jesus, will someone please send me a message about how to make PR properly measurable in a very straightforward way; so that for once, finally, after years of struggle, I can clinically prove the value of what I do for a living?

July 2nd, 2010 by Steve

‘Social’ media goes print

I got conned at the station this morning.

A smiling lady handed me a suspiciously thin copy of what appeared to be The Metro. Great service, I thought, I normally have to bend down and pick up a dog-eared one from the stand that she was standing next to. All was not quite what it appeared though.

London commuters (well, those in the anarchic hotbed of Finsbury Park, at least) were today handed a spoof version cleverly called Metr0, jam-packed with propaganda about the claimed injustice of the political asylum system.

The stunt is surely actionable, given how close it looks to the original. Yet chances are the real Metro will have bigger fish to fry and won’t want to get embroiled in any war of words.

Why did this grab me, apart from the Brown banner? Well these people could have used social media. It’d be the trendy thing to do, and doubtless some Hoxtonites could have been mustered for the purpose for next to nothing. But actually the more impactful approach was to rip-off the print media in order to make the point, rather than join a long list of digital bleaters.

I saw a lot of commuters reading it today, many with a wry smile. Job done I’d say, even if some of the subbing was rough as a badger’s intimates.