As Valentine’s Day fast approaches we’re subjected to the annual display of tacky red balloons, heart shaped confetti and endless boxes of red ribboned chocolates currently setting-up camp in the windows of the all main high-street retailers.
Now I object to spending a small fortune on one day, which let’s be honest is nothing other than a mass marketing ploy by all the major brands to entice us to part with our hard earned cash. So for those of us who aim to beat the credit crunch you’ll be pleased to hear that there’s no need for that annual visit to Agent Provocateur or Hotel Chocolat but instead why not try Poundland.
Poundland which saw a 24% rise in sales last December has launched its first range of Valentine’s adult goodies. If you’re looking to exploit your naughtier side then this kinky collection is right up your street – nipple tassels, poser’s pouches, edible G-strings and chocolate willies are all available at a pound a pop – bargain!!
So if I’m not in on Monday morning it’ll mean they forgot to enclose the key to the red fluffy handcuffs – there are certain things that maybe we shouldn’t scrimp on!
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For a risque read – see my blog http://bit.ly/9g4fzg
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I have not seen many nipple tassles, but those certainly look scary. Almost gladiatorial.
MarieEfthymiou For a risque read – see my blog http://bit.ly/9g4fzg — Am shocked, didn’t know where to put my face…
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Who can say no to £1 chocolate willies?! RT @MarieEfthymiou: For a risque read – see my blog http://bit.ly/9g4fzg
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