Man, it’s hot out there! Properly hot in a way that England is not normally properly hot. And of course the Heat Island Effect (thanks, A’Level Geography) makes central London even hotter. Do not even speak to me about my tube journey home….
We don’t cope very well in the heat in this country. As with heavy snow, we are just not used to it. For a country that’s obsessed with the weather we are actually only at home with moderate variations thereof. Predictably unpredictable yet fundamentally bland weather is our national speciality.
And in this extreme heat you must consider the plight of those at risk: pets, the elderly, young children, the organisers of Wimbledon…
Because surely it’s not just bad weather that has a knock-on effect on such events, but any weather that is deemed ‘out of the ordinary’. Rain – ok, obvious. It stops play. High winds would bugger up the movement of the balls across the court. And heat? It will affect the players and the spectators alike.
The players just can’t be playing to their usual standards… I’m sorry, but they just can’t! God alone knows what it’s like to have to play in 30+degrees. Eugh. Doesn’t seemed to have stopped Murray though (well played lad). But it clearly didn’t do Serena any favours. But not being a Brit, I am sure she won’t even think on blaming the weather.
And moreover I’d wager that a lot of today’s visitors have actually left early because the highly concentrated heat in those courts has just been too much to bear.
It would be interesting to learn the financial implications of extremely hot weather on such occasion, and indeed the economy as a whole, as much as one would be informed following a spell of snow or flooding. But instead we’ll just be shown pictures of children frolicking and ‘stunning’ girls in their bikinis on British beaches.
(Oh jesus. I just noticed the PR story at the bottom of that last link: 9 out of ten Brits will lose sleep this week because of the humid nights. No Sh*t Sherlock. Fair play to Travelodge though for getting the story out. I’m just jealous, clearly)
P.S. Some like it hot? I don’t. I like it temperate. With occasional rain. Sorry – I’m a gardener.













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