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March 22nd, 2010 by Chris McCrudden

You need to try Meow Meow

Okay, I’m sorry – this is a misleading title. I’m certainly not advocating that the readership of Speed’s blogs should be pureeing their precious and finely tuned grey matter with the Moulinex stick blender that is new ‘street drug’ Miaow Miaow. But it got your attention, didn’t it?

Instead, I’m strongly recommending that you sashay down to the Soho Theatre on Dean Street this instant (or log on to www.sohotheatre.com for out-of-towners) and get yourself tickets for Meow Meow, a cabaret singer of rare distinction. Well, I say distinction she typically staggers out on stage drunk, bums a glass of red wine from an audience member and sings Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini in Cantonese, but you get the idea.

It takes a lot of guts and even more talent to take the sacred cows of 20th century lieder by the likes of Kurt Weill and Jacques Brel, mince them into hamburgers and feed them back to an audience, but Meow Meow manages it. Her show is a fascinating mix of classic songs performed beautifully but never, ever taken seriously. And if she has the voice of a whisky-sodden angel, she has the dramatic sensibility of a Brooklyn drag queen when it comes to audience participation. So unless you plan on finding yourself dragged on stage and forced to act as a human microphone stand, sit in the middle and NEVER catch her eye.

The video below should give you a good idea of how Ms Meow Meow blends song and mortal embarrassment to high-larious effect. But of course, it’s not the same as the real thing.

It’s only a tenner and on for the next month. Kill for a ticket, and laugh like a drain.

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March 11th, 2010 by Chris McCrudden

The Speed Exhibitionist Manifesto

No, it’s not another post about the dubious pleasures (or should that be self-pleasuring?) of Chatroulette. We’re talking about culture here.

You’ve heard of culture, right? It’s that stuff they talk about on Radio 4 between The Archers and documentaries on credit default swaps. Theatre, music, paintings, dance, all that. The fact is that we’re spoilt rotten for culture, here at Speed towers: the National Gallery‘s over the road, likewise for St Martin in the Fields and the National Portrait Gallery. Yet, like most lazy Londoners we never seem to use any of these world-class resources. Indeed I totted it up the other day and when we do leave the office, we’re most likely to visit All Bar One or The Japan Centre.

Now I don’t have anything against beer and sushi – they’re two of humanity’s greatest inventions – but it seems a great shame to miss out on cultural London. So as Speed’s creative director, I’ve decided it’s high time to start up a programme of regular cultural outings for people at the company.

So (at the risk of sounding like an early 20th century Italian Futurist) here it is: -

The Speed Cultural Manifesto

1. We will do something cultural at least once a month.

2. Outings will be over lunchtime or in the evenings (so people can still get to All Bar One if they’re exhibiting cheap rose withdrawal symptoms)

3. Outings will be in central London and we’ll be free to go at 8.30 (we all have homes to go to, after all)

4. We’ll try to do free events at first – just to prove that not everything great about central London comes with a massive price tag

5. It’s a Speed event, but everyone’s welcome – bring your friends

6. The event can be about anything….apart from PR. We all love our jobs, but it’s a big world out there filled with wonderful ideas. So let’s use this as an opportunity to appreciate them and forget about press releases, social media and the sometimes fraught relationship between hacks and flacks

So there we have it. Currently, voting for the first Speed cultural event is leaning towards attending one of The Science Museum’s legendary Lates on 31st March, but we’re working on a calendar of possible activities. You can see it here, if you’re interested, and all suggestions are welcome – as long as they’re reasonably clean. We’re not Chatroulette, after all.

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