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October 19th, 2010 by admin

Spending cuts should start at Whitehall

In light of the Government Spending Cuts we are all starting to feel the squeeze. For once I am beginning to check my bank balance before making spontaneous decisions on life’s little luxuries that I always, unknowingly, took for granted.

So with the nation tightening their belts anxious of the spending cuts, which are to be announced tomorrow, we look on in amazed horror at the findings of the Whitehall Efficiency Review.

For the past few weeks headlines have screamed out to us about cuts to Healthcare and Pensions so we did not expect to learn how Whitehall could save billions just on their own spending.

Sir Phillip Green, owner of the Arcadia Empire, was brought in by David Cameron in August after our faith in MP’s faded in light of the Expenses Scandal. When the news broke we learnt of how MP’s had been claiming second homes and spending £1000’s without having to declare a penny.

The report, revealed this week, told of how the government had been wasting over £20 billion a year when they should have been taking advantage of buying in bulk and taking out well researched contracts which would have stopped them from paying £1.31 for a government leaflet when the commercial rate is just 20p. This alone would have saved them a staggering £10 million.

Simple cuts such as using Video Conferencing instead of forking out on London hotel rooms and travelling in the cramped confines of economy, like the rest of us, could save them up to a further £50 million.

The price of vending machine coffee ranges from 90p to £1.45 per coffee just by using different suppliers for the same job.

Maybe it’s time consumer’s taught Whitehall how to become more shopping savvy. With a little shopping know how you can cut costs on everyday goods.

The corner shop charges more for milk than your supermarket. The cost of a couple of chickens outweighs the price you will spend, in a lifetime, on eggs. Primark (otherwise known as Primarni) socks and t-shirts are just as good as your higher end retailer. Buying a thermos and taking your own coffee in the mornings will save you up to £15 a week.

So whilst we await tomorrow’s revelation with bated breath we hope that after Sir Phillip’s grand unveiling everyone in Whitehall, is at least paying the same amount for a Mars Bar as their colleagues situated just a few 100 meters down the road.

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July 6th, 2010 by Chris McCrudden

Playing Politics with Data

Have you ever gone shopping and bought more than you need? Not much.  Maybe the 3 for 2 on strawberries when you know at least one punnet will rot in the fridge; another sneaky packet of biscuits that looked nice on the shelf? Ever thought about how much that adds up to at the end of the year? A lot, probably, but I bet you don’t like thinking about it.

Well, those of us who don’t go shopping with a strict list will know exactly how the former Labour government feels right now. Since coming to office, the new coalition has been doing the macroeconomic equivalent of going through the bank statements with a highlighter pen. But instead of pinning passive aggressive notes saying “£200 at Sainsbury’s! Have you got a tapeworm?” to the fridge door, the government has been publishing all this lovely information to the web.

And this week it has the last government’s expenditure on websites in its sights. The raw data, which has been summarised and interpreted by The Guardian can be seen here, is worth a look. At first glance it fits nicely with the coalition’s line on the last Labour government’s fiscal policy, which can be loosely translated as “they sold our lovely cow for magic beans!” But putting aside a couple of pricey anomalies, quite a few of these websites look very cost-effective indeed.

Take Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs (HMRC) for example. It may have cost £10m to build, but thanks to it you can submit your tax returns online – a process which we’re all agreed is not perfect, but still a darn sight better than the paper  old forms. Per visitor it costs us a mere penny – a sixtieth of what we all pay towards Her Majesty’s upkeep. We could say the same of Direct Gov. A substantial investment, but it’s a site relevant to millions, and probably saves more than that in unprinted information leaflets and spurious phone calls.

Where the last government’s web strategy did come unstuck, however, was around activity targeting businesses. The costs per visitor speak for themselves, but I’m not entirely sure whether this represents credit card happiness among government officials, or just the fact that these websites naturally reach smaller audiences. More or less everyone checked Direct-Gov at the height of the swine flu epidemic, but I bet you probably only visited the Research and Development site if you were worked in development.

Which brings us to the last point. This might be raw data, but it’s data that’s been released to make a political point, so interpret it carefully. The coalition wants tech audiences to think some of these websites were a waste of money. But, to paraphrase a player in an earlier political scandal, Mandy Rice-Davies “they would, wouldn’t they?” It’s in their best interests to make the last lot look like chumps, even if they did get a few things right. Yes, some questionable decisions were made during the last 13 years, but I’d rather have most of these websites than not, wouldn’t you?

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May 6th, 2010 by Chris Measures

Can you spell election?

West Suffolk (UK Parliament constituency)
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Living in a very safe seat I’ve not been overly affected by the General Election campaign on a local level. Thankfully we’ve not had any visits from party top brass, no-one has called anyone a bigot and vans with loudspeakers haven’t been touring the streets of West Suffolk. In fact the most exciting thing was the addition of a Hitler moustache to a Tory poster in the middle of a field.

Cutting edge and marginal it isn’t. I’m not even asking for social media engagement. However that is no excuse for the frankly appalling campaign literature I’ve been sent. I’d like to say I’d vote for whoever could write in proper English, without grammatical or spelling errors – but that would mean spoiling my ballot paper. Absolutely everyone from Labour to UKIP has sent me information that is poorly punctuated, badly spelt and shoddily printed. And the irony is that they all talk about education (they spelt that right at least) as being central to UK competitiveness. It doesn’t matter that the seat is pretty much decided, basic proofing is all I ask!

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May 5th, 2010 by Speed Budapest (Matt)

Speed poll: Conservatives 44%, Lib Dems 36%, Labour 12%

The General Election is set to take place tomorrow and almost every newspaper and news channel in the land seems to have carried out a poll of some sort. At present The Sun has The Conservatives leading with 35 per cent, Labour on 30 per cent, and the Lib Dems trailing behind with 24 per cent. But the only poll that the party leaders really need to take notice of is Speed’s office poll.

The result of our internal staff poll suggest that the Conservatives will enjoy a landslide victory with 44 per cent of the vote. The Liberal Democrats are put in second place with 36 per cent and the Labour party is placed in third position with just 12 per cent.

The results of the poll also revealed that 4 per cent of Speed staff would be voting for independent candidates. Another 4 per cent said that they intended to vote for John Brown, despite him not running for a parliamentary seat.

The results are based on a turnout of 67.57 per cent, which is markedly higher than the turnout at the 2005 General Election when just 61.3 per cent of people bothered to vote.

Who would you like to see in 10 Downing Street?

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April 15th, 2010 by Chris McCrudden

Why I won't be watching the Leaders' Debate tonight

Hat-tip for Gawker (or as I call it, the grad-school student’s Perez Hilton) here.

As someone who cares a lot about politics, but not much for our present crop of politicians, I’ve had very mixed feelings about the phoney war that is the UK‘s general election campaign. I suspect this has a lot to do with over-anticipation. After all, we’ve been waiting for this since Gordon ‘Dracula’ Brown turned himself into a cloud of black smoke and snuck through 10 Downing Street‘s keyhole in summer 2007. And like all things we’ve waited a bit or too long for – like the second Stone Roses album, or losing one’s virginity – the reality is always disappointing compared to the anticipation.

Nor can I get very excited about the prospect of head-to-head leadership debates starting tonight on the BBC. This is despite major broadcasters telling us at every opportunity that this is the biggest news story since the dinosaurs went for a lie down 65 million years ago because they were “feeling a bit poorly”. We’re meant to think they’re a victory for democracy as they happen in America. And yes, American democracy may have brought us Nixon vs. Kennedy, but it also brought us Florida 2000 and Sarah Palin.

But I wasn’t exactly able to explain why the thought of Brown, Cameron and Clegg debating their micro-policies tonight failed to light my democractic fire. Until I read this on Gawker this morning. Because there’s nothing like a disinterested outsider’s point of view for putting into words what you felt, but couldn’t articulate.

On the non-choice facing the British public it said: ‘if you were faced with a choice between three parties, headed by magnificently uncharismatic men, whose policies range from “tax the rich slightly more” to “don’t tax the rich at all,” wouldn’t you want to focus on things like, did Gordon Brown yell… at a secretary? Democracy in action!’

Thank you Gawker. I just wish your wisdom made me feel one iota better.

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March 2nd, 2010 by Chris McCrudden

Trending Today – Ian Paisley

If you live in the UK, you’ll find that one of the top ten Twitter trending topics this morning is the Presbyterian firebrand preacher and all-round enemy of liberal modernity, the Reverend Ian Paisley.

I’ll repeat this. IAN PAISLEY is trending on Twitter. Alongside #savebbc6music and the Playstation 3 apocalypse.

This amuses me. That is all.

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November 9th, 2009 by John Brown

X-Factor General Elections

I don’t follow the X-Factor I’m afraid. I don’t have any hatred towards its concept or its contestants, I just don’t care. However, I am amazed at its ability to get people really motivated, passionate and ultimately political!

Since ‘the twins’ were saved and some poor Welsh lass was given the boot, I have received no less than 5 invitations to Facebook groups demanding that I boycott X-Factor and highlighting the dubious judgement of Simon Cowell. This was combined with a few tweets echoing the disappointment of a nation and I even received a text message about it.

All this political activity! Hordes of people ready to stand up for what they believe in. A quick scan of X-Factor groups on Facebook reveals hundreds of thousands of people, organised into various allegiances, discussing the pros and cons of each contestant and declaring that they will be picking up the phone and casting their vote!

And then we hear that the younger generations of this country are apathetic towards politics. They are not bothered about voting, don’t care who is in charge and see politicians as an annoyance they have to endure in between X-Factor and X-Factor – The Results Show.

So, why not merge the two? Surely we could hold a general election in an X-Factor format? Have a panel of judges (I’m thinking Andrew Marr, Jon Snow, Jeremy Paxman and Cheryl Cole) casting their initial opinions on the candidates and then handing them over for the public vote. Each week the candidates are given a new scenario to solve, like raising education standards, improving the NHS etc. The final face off is a 30 min political debate in front of a live audience.

So there we have it, the natural evolution of X-Factor is for it to be the basis for the UK’s General Election. If that doesn’t get future generations of voters interested then I don’t know what will. Unless of course they incorporate a dance off as well.