August 16th, 2010 by John Brown

Obvs this is pssng me off! – Why I hate people speaking in abbreviations

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So today I read an article on the BBC’s website entitled, “How the internet is changing language”.

If you speak to anyone around the office they will tell you that I have a deep and emotional hatred of people abbreviating when they speak. By this I mean ‘obvs’ for obviously, ‘totes’ for totally and ‘defs’ for definitely.

It’s like someone smacking me repeatedly in the face with a large, incorrect, dictionary. There is just no need for it.  My life, and I imagine the speaker’s life, is not going to benefit in anyway from the millisecond ‘obvs’ will save if said in replacement of ‘obviously’.

I can assure you I don’t have such a hectic and incredibly important life where those milliseconds can all be racked up so that I can spend more time discovering cures to terminal diseases or solving world hunger. To illustrate this, I spent four hours yesterday playing Batman on the Playstation, in my pants. I can safely say I have enough time on my hands to listen to the full word rather than its abbreviated backward cousin.

While the BBC article gives examples of where abbreviation has helped, or in some cases is completely necessary (take Twitter for example), this shouldn’t mean that people go about life speaking as if they only have 140 characters with which to get the message across.

I guess that is the thing that irritated me the most; there is no practical reason why people are now saying ‘actch’ instead of actually. It’s just some Paris Hiltonesque language that began with OMG and has slowly evolved into this dumbed down version of an already dumbed down language.

It’s a way of communicating that needs to be met with anger and a point blank refusal to acknowledge the sentence that contained the offending abbreviation.

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July 23rd, 2010 by Dan Howe

Smartphone Apps at War

According to an article yesterday in Total Telecom, global smartphone shipments have surged 43% to 60 million units as more and more of us take up using the devices. It isn’t just consumers or business users either; militaries around the world are looking at uses for smartphones.

The US military has recently been considering ways to take advantage of social media, and no doubt the mobile internet will be a part of that. Smartphones in the hands of soldiers wouldn’t just be for Twitter though. Defence companies have been working on mobile apps for war. IT Pro today has posted a story about software that gives a soldier the ability find enemies in the surrounding terrain using a mobile phone with the Android operating system.

The software could be powerful enough to pick up aerial images from unmanned aircraft or satellites and then focus in on details like license plates or facial features.

It sounds like neat stuff, and would be very interesting if it ever makes it to the consumer market; Google maps to a scary new level! But we may not have to wait for consumer-friendly versions of military apps to be released before we get a sneak peak, if figures this week from the UK MoD are anything to go by. An iPhone 4 Gizmodo style leak might be expected.

From SC Magazine, it turns out that the MoD has been having a hard time trying to hang on to their gear. A freedom of information request has revealed that 440 laptops were lost or stolen in the past two years. As well as laptops, they’ve lost hundreds of DVDs, CDs and disks, 96 hard drives and 13 mobile phones. Worst of all, much of the data on lost devices wasn’t encrypted. Who knows what cool software or data is waiting on a forgotten phone in the tube’s lost and found.

Photo by Flickr user iamian_, licensed under CC BY 2.0.

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June 30th, 2010 by Dan Howe

Happy Social Media Day

Today is Social Media Day! Mashable set the date and the blogs’ readers are organising and attending over 600 Meetups. With Meetups in London, throughout the UK and around the world, there is lots to do.

It is “a day to celebrate the revolution of media becoming a social dialogue,” and back in my home and native land, the City of Victoria, British Columbia’s capital, has made it official.

They have proclaimed Social Media Day officially, and for some great reasons:

Photo Credit: Paul Holmes (used with permission)

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March 26th, 2010 by Chris McCrudden

Imitation is the insanest form of flattery

Just when you thought Lady GaGa fever had broken, and we could all return to life lived at a normal temperature, it gets even weirder.

This one goes out to John Brown @brownbare, whose intrepid investigation of the Chatroulette ‘platform’ led him to conclude that it was mostly used by men who, in the immortal words of the DiVinyls, like to touch themselves.

It’s Telephone reinterpreted by a Chatroulette regular. I shall discreetly refuse to speculate what this guy is on, but he needs to think about reducing the dosage. Enjoy, and happy Friday.


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March 26th, 2010 by John Brown

#ldntwestival great for charities not great for socialising

Last night I was at the London Twestival held at Cable Club, Bermondsey Street. This was my third Twestival so I had a rough idea of what to expect; drinking and a bit of networking accompanied by live music.

It was a little disappointing to be honest.

Now I am sure I will be savaged by those who put in such a lot of effort into organising an event which has the noble aim of raising money for worthy causes, but I will brave it. After all, social media should be about learning from and engaging with your audience, which for Twestival I represent.

For an event that was born out of social media, last night didn’t feel very…..social. The main problem was the venue. It was far too dark, which when you are trying to put a face to a username by reading a name badge, is a problem. Also no phone signal was a little frustrating, as @markhillary also points out in his blog.

I guess people would argue that I should have logged onto the wireless network and tweeted my whereabouts to all present. But going to a Twitter event in order to meet people from Twitter and then spend my night tweeting them seems, well, pointless.

But the whole thing has achieved its primary objective and the world will undoubtedly be a better place for it.

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March 19th, 2010 by Caroline Allen

Top Twitterers

It’s Speed’s birthday today – we’re one!  And in the course of the year, how things have changed – we’ve got to grips with battleships (a brainstorming technique), Apps for the iphone, and Steve’s constant tidying up!  But for me the biggest change has been the role Twitter now plays in my day to day life – both at home and at work.  As Abbie’s blog recently pointed out, Twitter is all about knowledge – for both work and personal gain.  And for that reason, to mark our birthday,  I thought I’d share my top five people I follow on Twitter:

  1. @porridgebrain – in her words ‘a seriously sleep deprived, slightly neurotic mum attempts to survive motherhood by writing, laughing and eating a lot of cake’.  Her take on motherhood and it’s challenges never fails to interest and amuse me
  2. @hwallop – consumer affairs editor for The Telegraph.  Keeps me up to date on all kinds of things!
  3. @schofe – Philip Schofield’s take on life plus a regular update on who’s on This Morning (essential celebrity insight!)
  4. @mintelnews – boring I know but essential for work
  5. @mynameisearl, @MarieEfthymiou, @ Mlle_Estelle – my colleagues for their witty insights!
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March 9th, 2010 by Dan Howe

Ideas Worth Spreading at #TEDxWarwick

This past weekend was TEDxWarwick 2010. TED, being the nonprofit organisation devoted to Ideas Worth Spreading and x, meaning an independently organised event inspired by TED. These events are being held around the world as people get together to share ideas.

Despite not having morning event tickets, we got there early. The University of Warwick students were excellent hosts and snuck us into the last half of the session, just in time to catch Dr. Rachel Armstrong present the idea of living buildings and using protocells to help prop up Venice. Up next was a video presentation from Hervé This, father of molecular gastronomy, a hot trend in cuisine. TEDxWarwick so far was truly an interdisciplinary event.

The topic I found most interesting was presented by Alex Wright, author of Glut: Mastering Information Through the Ages. He presented over Skype from his apartment in Brooklyn, NY and began with an observation on how we take technologies or systems developed for other reasons to do more interesting things with. Alex wouldn’t have known it, but just a few speakers prior to him Simon Berry from ColaLife had a great example. He’s trying to use Coca Cola’s existing distribution network to send life saving medication to hard to reach communities.

My understanding of Alex’s idea is that what we do with cool new technologies are rooted in our primal instincts. He discussed how we went from an oral culture to a literate one, but the oral elements never really went away. With the recent rise of social media, more of our oral culture is beginning to make a comeback in the way we communicate and share stories.

I would have loved to of heard more, but because Sir Roger Penrose’s presentation ran a little long and we still needed to fit in Noam Chomsky they had to cut Alex off. I guess I’ll have to grab his book.

The day was filled with brilliant, inspiring and interesting ideas. I was busy scrawling down notes, trying to capture all the excitement, that I am now having trouble deciphering. There are TEDx events happening across the UK and around the world. Check one out. There’s no doubt you’ll learn something.

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February 22nd, 2010 by Matthew Watson

Speed Quiz: @DanRaywood wins a case of Belgian beers

Dan Raywood (@DanRaywood) has won Speed’s weekly quiz. He correctly identified that Mobile World Congress took place in Barcelona last week. Dan wins a mixed case of Belgian beers.

Follow @speedcomms and every Friday at midday we’ll tweet a question. To take part simply send an @ reply with your answer. The winner will be randomly chosen at the end of the day and will be announced on the Speed Blogs and on Twitter on the following Monday morning.

Click here to find out a bit more about our weekly competition.

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February 1st, 2010 by Matthew Watson

Speed Quiz: And the winner is.. @crossy

Matthew Cross (@crossy) has won Speed’s weekly quiz. He correctly identified that Social Media Week kicks off today with events taking place around the world. Matthew wins a box of delicious mini cupcakes!

Follow @speedcomms and every Friday at midday we’ll tweet a question. To take part simply send an @ reply with your answer. The winner will be randomly chosen at the end of the day and will be announced on the Speed Blogs and on Twitter on the following Monday morning.

Click here to find out a bit more about our weekly competition.

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January 25th, 2010 by Matthew Watson

Speed Quiz: And the winner is.. @ashswindells

Aisling Swindells (@ashswindells) has won Speed’s weekly quiz. She correctly identified that John and Edward Grimes were 17 when they shot to fame on The X Factor. Aisling wins a case of wine!

Follow @speedcomms and every Friday at midday we’ll tweet a question. To take part simply send an @ reply with your answer. The winner will be randomly chosen at the end of the day and will be announced on the Speed Blogs and on Twitter on the following Monday morning.

Click here to find out a bit more about our weekly competition.

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